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how to hallucinate during sleep in july
shortened ver.
original by Shakespeare
adapetd by plz4x

[onc upon a tim,, puck ran towards oh bear on.]

[0.5 seconds later, cut to oh bear on and the largest moon of ursanus.]

Oh bear on: hi large Uranus moon

the largest moon of uranus: I hate u and stuff

ohbear on: oh ok go away then

[te largest Uranus moon goes away then]

Oh bear on:Hey puck guy

puck: hi

oh bear on: i want a flower and then put the flower juicr into someones eyes and then they will platonically like the first person they see when they reenter consciousness.
also give me like 50% of the juice.

puck: that was weirdly specific but ok [he goes to get a flower]

oh bear on: after iget the juice I can go put it into the large Uranus moons’eyes so she will like me ^_^

[cut to detryemermtyedn and hahlana at a place]

detryemermtyedn:i hate u and stuff

hahlana: i love u and stuff

detryemermtyedn: how contrasting!!!

hahlana: i know right

[cut to the castle]

puck: here u go and stuff

oberon: YES NOW I CAN DO MY EVIL PLAN TO MAKE THE LARGE URANUS MOON LIKE ME FOREVER AND STUFF

puck: that was weirdly specific but ok

[oberon puts the juicr into the large Uranus moons eyes]

Oberon: oh yeah what about the flower did u put it into someone elses eyes

[FLASHBACK!!!!]

[puck is at where lyvander is sleeping]

puck: WAKE UP

lyvander: [wakes up] huh what it was probly just the wind [sleeps]

puck: good shes slepijng again [he puts the juice into lyvanders eyes]

puck: why ru named after a flower btw

[NO MORE FLASHBACK!!!!]

oberon: that was weirdly specific but ok

[cut to tomorow]

hahlana: WAKE UP

lyvander: [wakes up] huh what it was probly just the wind—OH WAIT HALANA NOW THAT I SEE U I LOVE YOU AND STUFF

hahlana: wait what?? And stuff

lyvander: YEAH AND STUFF!!!

hahlana: AND STUFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hahlana rus away chased by lyvander]

[cut to a place,below is wearing a costume of a [CENSORED]]

qwyns: bruh why r u wearing a [CENSORED] costume [he runs away]

below: wait waht im wearing a [CENSORED] costume QWYNS WHY DO U DO HTIS TO ME

the largest uransu moon: [wakes up] whos yelling?? OMG BELOW I <3 U SO MUCH I AM SO SORRY FOR ACCUSING U OF YELLING AND STUFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

below: wait what

oh bear on: this is not going accordion to plan

[hahlana and lyvander comes onto the place where everyone is,hermia comes from the oposit place]

hermia: why r u 2 playing tag

hahlana: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lyvander: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hermia: nvm lyvander u still love me and stuff right??

lyvander: NO NOU I HATE U AND I LOVE HAHLANA AND STUFF

detryemermtyedn: [comes in] what is even going on

oh bear on: OMG THIS IS GOING HORRIBLY I NEED TO UNDO THIS AT ONCE luckily I have my trusty keyboard shortcut [he presses ctrl+z]

[and everything goes back to normal. the end!!! bye]