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romeo and juliet
shortened ver.
original by Shakespeare
adaptation by plz4x

[Taco’s tirade plays because its so much better than whatever the chorus dudes were reciting]

bennyvio: good morrow morning.

romeo: does the day have age??????

bennyvio: when romeo is sad, 1 hour becomes 61 minutes????? Why???? oh wait I got mail

mail: hello u r invite to juliets party lol location: julet’s house

romeo: ompf yoylecake!!!!!!

[stuff happens.]

[cut to 11pm at juliet’s house. Romeo is on the ground and Juliet is on the balcony.]

juliet: oh romeo romeoi romeo romeo where the for where forewhere art whe artfore the wherefore foreart thou wherethou romeo?????????

romeo: what gibberish r u talking about????????

juliet: omgomgomgomg ur here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i <3 u btw

romeo: really??? Aw that’s so sweet :3

juliet: my moms coming I need to go

romeo: thanks an octodecillion!!!!!!!

[cut to the next day at a place.]

tybalt: (to mercuryto) I hate u!!!!

mercuryto: why????

tybalt: because I have to

mercuryto: oh ok

[they battle each other and mercuryto loses]

mercuryto: oof!!! I lost!!!!!!! something bad will happen to both of you!!!!

[cut to juliet’s house]

juliet: oh noio!!! I have to marry the capital of france no matter if I like it or not!!

Juliet’s somebody: uhh drink this it will make u fall asleep for like 100 hours,I will send a message to romeo

juliet: okay dokay!

[juliet drinks it and sleeps]

Juliet’s somebody: oof I cant deliver it because I cant travel or smth woe is me

[cut to romeos house]

basalthar: romeo Juliet is dead I think

romeo: OH NOIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRING ME THERE ASAP

[romeo goes to see juliet who is too busy sleeping for 100 hours to even see him]

romeo: NOIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Juliet I have always loved you but now ur dead :(

romeo: oh wait I know! I cam poison my self to see ejuliet in the afterlife if it even exists

[romeo eats a semiconductor,and he dies because it contains gallium arsenide]

[cut to 100 hours later. juliet wakes up]

juliet: hey guys, I’m back! Wait is romeo dead??? NOIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Romeo I have always loved you but now ur dead :(

juleit: oh wait I know! I cam poison my self to see romeo in the afterlife if it even exists

[juliet eats a semiconductor,and she dies because it contains gallium arsenide]

Someone: and never was there a story of more woe than that of romeo and Juliet.

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