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tge tempust
shortened ver.
original by shakespeare
adapted by plz4x

[welcome to tge ship]

captain: OH NOIO!! THERES A TEMPEST

antoyniyeo: WHATS A TEMPEST USE MODERN ENGLISH

captain: oh sory I meant a storm BUT THE POINTY I S WE ARE ALL GOING TO DROWN AND STUFF IF WE DON’T TAKE DOEWN THE TOPMAST AND DO SOME OTHER STUFF THAT WILL PREVENT US FROM DROWNING IN THIS TEMPEST—UH I MEAN STORM

antoyniyeo: uh ok

[meanwhile somewhere at a place or smth]

pros pear oh: I sent a storm there

everyone’s favourite uranus moon: why?

pros pear oh: idk so uh u go to sleep while u r inclined ig

everyone’s favourite Uranus moon: ok [sleeps at an angle of 36° 7’ 55”]

pros pear oh: wow that was pretty easy

aliel: hi statue of libarty
HORK HONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pros pear oh: ok WAKE UP URANUS MOON

everyone’s favourite Uranus moon: ok [wakes up]

[meanwhile]

fern dinadidinad: cool theres music omg whats ur name

everyone’s favourite Uranus moon: I am like everyones favourite Uranus moon

fern dinadidinad: oh my favourite moon is s/2025 u1 so is that ur name:

Flower ^{Everyones fav uransu moon:} : Di—did you just say “It’s okay ur favourite moon isnt miranda????????????? ?!” HOW DARE YOU!!!!

[Flower^{everyones fav Uranus moon} is about to kick Woody fern dinadidinad, but he pulls Blocky someone else into Flower’sthe other uransu guy way and she ends up kicking Blocky ^{the someone else} instead]

Blocky the someone else: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!a

[aliel puts anothrr guy to slep and 2 people kidn of try to stab him]

The another guy I was talijking about earlier: what iam awake why are u aboytut to kill me like steve cobs tried to do with mephobe4

2 people: oh what uhh it was like some thing uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [they run aawy]

[later]

aliel::where the bee suckstheresucksiw here I sleepin a cowslip bel and owls can cry that is totally true lol I fily on bats after sumer meriley. Blah blah nonsense gobbledygook other stuff yap yap yappity yap.

pros pear oh: what gibberish r u talking about???

aliel: [like gelatin does it] uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

pros pear oh: UR FIRED BECAUSE U R ONLY SUPOSE TO TALK SENSE

aliel:waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [goes away and stuf]

pros pear oh: now tht shes gone we fcan go back to staples (staples is the alonezo dudes kingdom) tomorrow

[bye]